(Source: upon-dead-skies)

i wish life was like sims so you could just sell your posessions and get money instantly

(Source: sextattoos)

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
  • Me: You have to trust me when I say i’m not going to do it.
  • Cody: You fucken better not. I will rip out your eyes and shove them up your ass, so all you can see is poop.
  • Annnnd this is why he’s my best friend.

(Source: iijasper)

We have art in order not to die of the truth.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via franki-e)

(Source: ish0tandywarh0l)

(Source: pink-as-fl0yd)

One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis